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TOP TEN LEAST CONVINCING ALIBIS
10. I was out drinking beer and picking up babes with Richard
Simmons
9. Busy trying to get Connie Chung pregnant
8. Home watching CBS primetime
7. Playing ping pong with Carol Channing
6. Out buying hams for the audience!
5. Was attending a PBS fundraiser with Newt Gingrich
4. Spent entire weekend trying to suck myself into a Pepsi bottle
3. Hypnotized by the sound of Casey Kasem's voice
2. Alone in my room doing some of that Joycelyn Elders stuff
1. I'm Batman!
Letterman, Friday, February 3, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995